Nemo

TedOnce upon a time, in a land far, far away, lived a small toad named Ted who had many warts. Everyone of his warts had a different personality. But that's a another story. Our story begins in the center of the Earth. Because that's where Ted lived: in the molten lave at the core of our very planet. He had a very special, rare, and butt-ugly skin the color of nothing you have ever seen before that protected him from the lava. But sometimes, it didn't, and then it really hurt. Really. But Ted didn't like to think of those times- he preffered the times before. And who wouldn't? After all, that was when he was beautiful, loved, and an asshole. WhyTed